Emmitt on the Brink - Season 6: Week 9



Emmitt on the Brink.

The premise: Coming off a Super Bowl victory, the Patriots open the 2013 season with a blowout win. Unfortunately, they get into trouble for Spygate II. As punishment, Roger Goodell orders the Patriots to fire Bill Belichick and replace him with Emmitt Smith. Three years later, the Patriots beat the Bears in the Super Bowl, 2-0. After the game, Emmitt announced his retirement.

This is a weekly feature that will take a newspaper reporter's perspective and follow Emmitt through his post-retirement days.

Of course, you can always look at all of Emmitt's quotes in the Emmitt Smith Anthology.
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MANY UP IN ARMS ABOUT WASHINGTON TEAM NAME


By Alex Rodriguez, Special to the NFL Bible Network
Thursday, Oct. 25, 2018


It seems like this is the story that will never end. The Redskins' team name has garnered so much controversy over the years, and it only seems to be intensifying. This story has gotten so out of control that we can't imagine it lasting much longer.

As you may recall, there was a heated debate about the team name prior to the 2013 season. That's when Sports Illustrated's Peter King took a stance by declaring he wouldn't mention the word "Redskins" on his Web site, referring to them as the "Washington football team" instead.

No one listened to King, as usual, so he took things to another level. He converted to being an American Indian, taking the new name of "Chief Writes with Perm." He then contacted a prominent American Indian, Danny from the old Nickelodeon TV show Hey Dude, and marched to Roger Goodell's fortress.

"Us Indians demand that the Redskins' team name be changed," Chief Writes with Perm declared. "Do as we say, or I'll unleash a rain dance that will flood your dominion."

"Yeah!" agreed Danny. "I'm not even a real American Indian, but I was promised free pizza if I came here with this other fake Indian guy."

"Shut up, Danny, I told you not to say that!" Chief Writes with Perm snapped, turning toward the commissioner. "Roger, I promise you, we'll make it rain upon your fortress for the next 75 years."

Goodell, looking completely disturbed by this news, relented.

"All of that rain could ruin the precious statues of me," Goodell said with some trepidation in his voice. "OK, deal, give me a week, and I'll come up with a new name for the Redskins."

True to his word, Goodell revealed that the Redskins' team name would change to "Savages." Goodell, clearly doing his best to troll both Chief Writes with Perm, Danny and all other American Indians. Goodell then had his minions invade Chief Writes with Perm's Web site. He had his chief executive offer Chief Writes with Perm $1.99 for his Internet property. Chief Writes with Perm had no choice to accept. He was then relocated to Bleacher Report.

Goodell had a good laugh renaming the team the Savages, but this created more of a headache for him. American Indians, who didn't seem to care about "Redskins," were actually outraged by this name. They all threatened to destroy Goodell's statues, so the NFL commissioner had to actually settle for something that wasn't seen as offensive to anyone. And that's how the Washington Redskins went from the Washington Savages to the Washington Pilgrims.

All seemed well until a week ago. A man claiming to be a descendant of a pilgrim confronted Goodell at his home.

"My ancestors were pilgrims, and I find it very offensive that we are being portrayed as evil," the man said. "How is the Redskin name any less inappropriate than pilgrims? Pilgrims were peaceful people who never hurt anyone. They'd never tackle anyone on a football field. I demand that the name be changed!"

Goodell ignored this man, but he never expected that this would be a rallying cry for those offended by the Pilgrim team name. Chief Writes with Perm even converted to being a pilgrim, taking the name "Peter Penn." He then wrote the following:

"I, Peter Penn, possible descendant of William Penn, will now refer to the Washington Pilgrims as the Washington Football Team again - but this time on Bleacher Report!"

But once again, no one will listen.





CONTROVERSY OVER OTHER NFL TEAM NAMES


By Alex Rodriguez, Special to the NFL Bible Network
Sunday, Oct. 28, 2018


The floodgates have opened. Now that the Washington Pilgrims team name is under scrutiny, other interest groups have come out and demanded for their team name to be changed.

"This is exactly what I feared all along," said NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. "No one really cared about the Redskins at first except for guilt-ridden white people and Democrats who were butt hurt that Daniel Snyder donated so much money to the Republican party, but it has gotten worse and worse with each re-naming."

Goodell's not kidding around. The NAACP contacted Goodell Thursday afternoon to inform him that they found the "Vikings" team name to be offensive. Those of Scandinavian descent have never seemed to care before this, but the guilt-ridden NAACP members brought this to their attention.

"We Vikings do not play this game you call football," said Ragnar Lothbrok, a warrior who recently discovered England. "We rape women, steal gold and kill random people, but we do not play this football. We demand our name removed from this football game."

That was Thursday. Friday was even worse. Goodell awakened to a ruckus outside of his fortress. He peered out of his window and spied a group of animals standing around his moat. He got dressed and went outside to meet them.

"Please change the name of the Chicago football team," said Yogi Bear. "The Bears' team name have made others wary of us real bears, which makes it difficult for us to steal pic-a-nic baskets."

"Yes, please do," said a tall bear wearing a hat that said the word "Smokey" on it. "When people see bears now, they think about football. Instead, they should be thinking about forest fires. Only you can prevent forest fires, Mr. Goodell."

Suddenly, there was a loud roar. The lions that were gathered at the moat demanded Goodell's attention.

"My child, the Lions have been terrible for years, so their team name paints us in a bad light," said Aslan.

"Yeah!" agreed Simba. "My dad would be pretty pissed off, dude. Hakuna Matata!"

Goodell also dealt with the Pink Panther, who discussed Carolina's team name, as well as Flipper, who demanded that the Dolphins be changed to something else as well.

The commissioner spent the entire weekend discussing these issues with all of the animals gathered at his home. He ultimately came to a decision that would surely not offend a single individual. As of 2019, the following team names will be changed:

  • Minnesota Vikings will be known as Minnesota Team M.
  • Chicago Bears will be known as Chicago Team C.
  • Detroit Lions will be known as Detroit Team D.
  • Carolina Panthers will be known as Carolina C2.
  • Miami Dolphins will be known as Miami Stephen Ross is Like So Cool.

    All is fine now, but our guess is that more guilt-ridden people will find something wrong with these new names. We're willing to bet that Goodell is fearing the day the Alpha-Bits cereal shows up at his doorstep.


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    Season 1, Week 1 - PATRIOTS WIN 84-0 ON SUNDAY; LOSE ON MONDAY - Sept. 12
    Season 1, Week 2 - PATRIOTS WIN 11-4 AMID CONFUSION; VICK ARRESTED - Sept. 19
    Season 1, Week 3 - PATRIOTS ESCAPE WITH 7-2 WIN; BENGALS FLEE STADIUM - Sept. 26
    Season 1, Week 4 - PATRIOTS-LIONS GAME MOVED TO...? - Oct. 3
    Season 1, Week 5 - EMMITT'S PLAN TO NEUTRALIZE CHIEFS, TEBOWS FAILS - Oct. 10
    Season 1, Week 6 - EMMITT SUSPENDS TWO COACHES; DEVISES OWN GAMEPLAN - Oct. 17
    Season 1, Week 7 - AL DAVIS FINDS PROOF OF SABOTAGE; FILES GRIEVANCE - Oct. 24
    Season 1, Week 8 - PATRIOTS PREPARE FOR DECLINING DOLPHINS - Oct. 31
    Season 1, Week 9 - STEROID SCANDAL HITS FOXBOROUGH - Nov. 7
    Season 1, Week 10 - EMMITT TO APPEAR ON REALITY TV SHOW - Nov. 14
    Season 1, Week 11 - MORELLI SUSPENSION PENDING; CBS' PORTER CRITICIZES GOODELL - Nov. 21
    Season 1, Week 12 - MANGINI'S BIRTHDAY RUINED - Nov. 28
    Season 1, Week 13 - CRENNEL EDGES REID IN CHARITY EVENT - Dec. 5
    Season 1, Week 14 - MORE THAN 100 NFL PLAYERS TO BE SUSPENDED - Dec. 12
    Season 1, Week 15 - COACH NEARLY MISSES INTERNATIONAL GAME - Dec. 19
    Season 1, Week 16 - PATRIOTS FIGURE TO ROLL IN MIAMI - Dec. 26
    Season 1, Week 17 - AFC PLAYOFF PREVIEW - Jan. 2
    Season 1, Week 18 - PLAYOFF ROUND 1 RESULTS - Jan. 9
    Season 1, Week 19 - PLAYOFF ROUND 2 RESULTS - Jan. 16
    Season 1, Week 20 - PATRIOTS TO THE SUPER BOWL! - Jan. 23
    Season 1, Week 21 - DID THE PATRIOTS WIN IT ALL WITH EMMITT? - Jan. 31

    Season 2, Week 1 - PATRIOTS KICK OFF 2014 SEASON AGAINST THE JETS - Sept. 18
    Season 2, Week 2 - JERRY JONES MAKES SURPRISING ANNOUNCEMENT AT HIS WEDDING - Sept. 25
    Season 2, Week 3 - MICHAEL VICK SAVES THE DAY IN EAGLES LOSS - Oct. 2
    Season 2, Week 4 - AL DAVIS UNLEASHES SECRET WEAPON AGAINST PATRIOTS - Oct. 9
    Season 2, Week 5 - MAJOR CHANGES PREVALENT THROUGHOUT THE LEAGUE - Oct. 16
    Season 2, Week 6 - PATRIOTS WIN ON A CULTURAL NIGHT IN MIAMI - Oct. 23
    Season 2, Week 7 - DANIEL SNYDER HIRES NEW COACHES - Oct. 30
    Season 2, Week 8 - SEVERAL PATRIOTS TO APPEAR ON GAME SHOWS - Nov. 6
    Season 2, Week 9 - FAVRE RUINS PACKER PLANS AGAIN - Nov. 13
    Season 2, Week 10 - PATRIOTS COULD BE IN TROUBLE AGAIN - Nov. 20
    Season 2, Week 11 - PATRIOTS HIRE FORMER NO. 1 PICK, SPY - Nov. 27
    Season 2, Week 12 - MANGINI'S BIRTHDAY PARTY RUINED AGAIN - Dec. 4
    Season 2, Week 13 - THANKSGIVING GAME RECAPS - Dec. 11
    Season 2, Week 14 - PATS, BILLS TRAVEL TO NORTH KOREA - Dec. 18
    Season 2, Week 15 - PATRIOTS PRACTICE CANCELED; LAUGHING GAS RELEASED - Dec. 26
    Season 2, Week 16 - PATRIOTS ONE WIN AWAY FROM PERFECTION - Jan. 2
    Season 2, Week 17 - PERFECTION AGAIN - Jan. 9
    Season 2, Week 18 - PLAYOFF ROUND 1 RESULTS - Jan. 16
    Season 2, Week 19 - PLAYOFF ROUND 2 RESULTS - Jan. 23
    Season 2, Week 20 - PATRIOTS ADVANCE TO SUPER BOWL; WILL FACE RAMS AGAIN - Jan. 30
    Season 2, Week 21 - PATRIOTS CRUISE TO EASY SUPER BOWL VICTORY; BECOME FIRST TEAM TO GO 19-0 - Feb. 14

    Season 3, Week 1 - PATRIOTS KICK OFF 2015 SEASON AGAINST THE DOLPHINS - Sept. 11
    Season 3, Week 2 - PATRIOTS FACE AN EASY CHALLENGE AGAINST INJURED LIONS - Sept. 18
    Season 3, Week 3 - PATRIOTS AWARDED WIN AS JETS STADIUM IS IN RUINS - Sept. 25
    Season 3, Week 4 - PATRIOTS FACE COWBOYS' SECRET WEAPON - Oct. 2
    Season 3, Week 5 - PATRIOTS LOSE VALUABLE MEMBER OF TEAM - Oct. 9
    Season 3, Week 6 - PATRIOTS OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR IN HOT WATER AGAIN - Oct. 16
    Season 3, Week 7 - GOODELL AIMS TO IMPROVE PLAYER SAFETY; LEAGUE ANGERED - Oct. 23
    Season 3, Week 8 - EMMITT DISTRAUGHT AFTER WAR OF WORDS WITH DENVER COACH - Oct. 30
    Season 3, Week 9 - MANGINI'S CELEBRATION RUINED; COACH TO MISS GAME - Nov. 6
    Season 3, Week 10 - PATRIOTS QUARTERBACK TO MAKE CAMEO APPEARANCE ON ENCOURAGE - Nov. 13
    Season 3, Week 11 - AL DAVIS' DARK MAGIC BACKFIRES; PATRIOTS NOW 10-0 - Nov. 20
    Season 3, Week 12 - EMMITT RETURNS TO PATRIOTS AFTER INTERVIEW - Nov. 27
    Season 3, Week 13 - FORMER QUARTERBACK HOLDS SYMPOSIUM - Dec. 4
    Season 3, Week 14 - PATRIOTS DRAFT SON OF FORMER NFL QUARTERBACK - Dec. 11
    Season 3, Week 15 - EAGLES RECEIVER LEADS ALL PLAYERS IN PRO BOWL VOTING - Dec. 18
    Season 3, Week 16 - PATRIOTS-VIKINGS GAME TO BE MOVED - Dec. 25
    Season 3, Week 17 - WEATHER RUINS PATRIOTS-JETS FINALE - Jan. 1
    Season 3, Week 18 - PATRIOTS, RAIDERS AWAIT WINNERS OF WILD CARD ROUND - Jan. 8
    Season 3, Week 19 - PATRIOTS-RAIDERS TO MEET IN AFC CHAMPIONSHIP THIRD STRAIGHT YEAR - Jan. 15
    Season 3, Week 20 - OLD FOE RETURNS TO HELP PATRIOTS VANQUISH RAIDERS IN AFC CHAMPIONSHIP - Jan. 22
    Season 3, Week 21 - PATRIOTS REPEAT AS CHAMPIONS - Feb. 8

    Season 4, Week 1 - EMMITT LOOKING FOR WORK - Sept. 11
    Season 4, Week 2 - CHRIS JOHNSON WANTS MORE MONEY - Sept. 18
    Season 4, Week 3 - ARIAN FOSTER INJURED, ARRESTED AND SUSPENDED - Sept. 25
    Season 4, Week 4 - DESEAN JACKSON BANNED FROM NFL - Oct. 2
    Season 4, Week 5 - EMMITT REPLACES HANK WILLIAMS ON MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL - Oct. 8
    Season 4, Week 6 - ANDY REID ON THE HOT SEAT AGAIN - Oct. 15
    Season 4, Week 7 - HARBAUGH, SCHWARTZ PREPARE FOR BATTLE - Oct. 22
    Season 4, Week 8 - NO TEAMS SHOW UP FOR TERRELL OWENS' WORKOUT AGAIN - Oct. 29
    Season 4, Week 9 - JAMARCUS RUSSELL DISCUSSES COACHING STRATEGY - Nov. 5
    Season 4, Week 10 - SANDUSKY BLOWS WHISTLE ON VICK - Nov. 12
    Season 4, Week 11 - VICK DOG RAPE FALLOUT - Nov. 19
    Season 4, Week 12 - SUH ASSIGNED TO ANGER MANAGEMENT - Nov. 26
    Season 4, Week 13 - SKITTLE WARRIORS FAIL TO ISSUE VERDICT ON STEVE JOHNSON - Dec. 3
    Season 4, Week 14 - EMMITT STOPS EVIL TIM TEBOW - Dec. 10
    Season 4, Week 15 - SKITTLE WARRIORS ARREST SAM HURD - Dec. 17
    Season 4, Week 16 - THE BEAST IS UNLEASHED; HELL IS UPON US - Dec. 24
    Season 4, Week 17 - NEW NFL LOCKOUT HAS EVERYONE MIFFED - Dec. 31

    Season 5, Week 1 - ALL SAINTS' GAMES SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE - Sept. 3
    Season 5, Week 2 - BOUNTYGATE II SEXUAL ACTS CONTINUE - Sept. 10
    Season 5, Week 3 - REPLACEMENT OFFICIAL TARGETED AS MAJOR SUSPECT IN BOUNTYGATE II - Sept. 17
    Season 5, Week 4 - GREG SCHIANO GOES TOO FAR THIS TIME - Sept. 24
    Season 5, Week 5 - POLICE STRIKE OVER; EMMITT HAS WARRANT IN HAND - Oct. 1
    Season 5, Week 6 - ROGER GOODELL ARRESTED AND RELEASED - Oct. 8
    Season 5, Week 7 - A LONG, BUT USEFUL DETOUR FOR EMMITT AND HIS CREW - Oct. 15
    Season 5, Week 8 - EMMITT IS ARRESTED! - Oct. 22
    Season 5, Week 9 - EMMITT FINDS A FRIEND IN JAIL - Oct. 29
    Season 5, Week 10 - NOT ENOUGH EVIDENCE TO CONVICT JONATHAN VILMA - Nov. 7
    Season 5, Week 11 - ERIC MANGINI AND ASIAN ERIN ANDREWS' WEDDING - Nov. 14
    Season 5, Week 12 - BOUNTYGATE II GOES BEYOND THE NFL - Nov. 21
    Season 5, Week 13 - JERRY JONES FINALLY FIRES HIMSELF - Nov. 28
    Season 5, Week 14 - EMMITT FINALLY ON RIGHT TRACK TO FINDING BOUNTYGATE II MASTERMIND - Dec. 5
    Season 5, Week 15 - EMMITT FINALLY MEETS MASTERMIND OF BOUNTYGATE II - Dec. 12
    Season 5, Week 16 - EMMITT'S FRIENDS TO THE RESCUE! - Dec. 19
    Season 5, Week 17 - EMMITT AND FRIENDS REWARDED FOR ENDING BOUNTYGATE II - Dec. 26

    Season 6, Week 1 - CONTROVERSIAL DIVISIONAL REALIGNMENT IN THE NFL - Sept. 7
    Season 6, Week 2 - MORE PUNISHMENT FOR RILEY COOPER - Sept. 14
    Season 6, Week 3 - BROWNS SHOCK NFL WITH ANOTHER TRADE - Sept. 21
    Season 6, Week 4 - EMMITT FOUND IN THE MOST UNUSUAL PLACE - Sept. 28
    Season 6, Week 5 - EMMITT MEETS WITH FBI FOR LLOYD INVESTIGATION - Oct. 5
    Season 6, Week 6 - EMMITT QUESTIONS BOB KRAFT - Oct. 12
    Season 6, Week 7 - THE WALKING BUCS - Oct. 19
    Season 6, Week 8 - NFL ADMITS TO TWO OFFICIATING BLUNDERS - Oct. 26
    Season 6, Week 9 - CONTROVERSY OVER OTHER NFL TEAM NAMES - Nov. 2
    Season 6, Week 10 - MARTIN AND INCOGNITO SQUARE OFF IN TOURNAMENT - Nov. 9
    Season 6, Week 11 - NFL ANNOUNCES RELOCATION OF JAGUARS - Nov. 16
    Season 6, Week 12 - JOSH FREEMAN'S SECRET IS EXPOSED - Nov. 23
    Season 6, Week 13 - NFL SUSPENDS MERIWEATHER, HITNER INDEFINITELY - Nov. 30
    Season 6, Week 14 - DISASTER STRIKES AT LOWE FAMILY TURKEY BOWL - Dec. 7
    Season 6, Week 15 - A FATEFUL BARBEQUE AT BELICHICK'S HOUSE - Dec. 14
    Season 6, Week 16 - WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO AARON HERNANDEZ - Dec. 21
    Season 6, Week 17 - TROUBLING TIMES AHEAD - Dec. 28

    Season 7, Week 1 - EMMITT AND FRIENDS ESCAPE DOWNTOWN ABBOTT - Sept. 5
    Season 7, Week 2 - WHAT HAPPENED TO JOSH GORDON - Sept. 12
    Season 7, Week 3 - EMMITT AND FRIENDS LOST AT SEA - Sept. 19
    Season 7, Week 4 - EMMITT AND FRIENDS EXPLORE MYSTERIOUS ISLAND - Sept. 26
    Season 7, Week 5 - MANZIEL REVEALS SECRET TO EMMITT - Oct. 3
    Season 7, Week 6 - EMMITT AND FRIENDS FIND THEMSELVES IN MIDDLE OF GANG WAR - Oct. 10
    Season 7, Week 7 - EMMITT CONFRONTS LEADER OF THE BLOODS - Oct. 17
    Season 7, Week 8 - JIM IRSAY DESTROYS CRIPS' HEADQUARTERS - Oct. 24
    Season 7, Week 9 - EMMITT TRAPPED INSIDE THE TOWN - Oct. 31
    Season 7, Week 10 - NEW THREAT IN WALKING BUC APOCALYPSE - Nov. 7
    Season 7, Week 11 - DESEAN JACKSON SAVES EMMITT FROM ANDY REID - Nov. 14
    Season 7, Week 12 - UNDERSTANDING JUSTIN BIEBER�S POWERS - Nov. 21
    Season 7, Week 13 - THIEF THROWS WRENCH INTO PLANS - Nov. 28
    Season 7, Week 14 - OLD NEMESIS TRIES TO THWART PLANS - Dec. 5
    Season 7, Week 15 - ADRIAN PETERSON'S STORY - Dec. 12
    Season 7, Week 16 - GATHERING THE WALKING BUCS - Dec. 19
    Season 7, Week 17 - ADRIAN PETERSON USES THE SWITCH OF DESTINY; CARL NICKS ATTACKS - Dec. 26

    Season 8, Week 1 - OUTRAGE OVER DEFLATEGATE - Sept. 15
    Season 8, Week 2 - EMMITT STOPS SEEMINGLY HORRIBLE CRIME - Sept. 22
    Season 8, Week 3 - CHIP KELLY ACCUSED OF BEING RACIST AGAIN - Sept. 29
    Season 8, Week 4 - EMMITT SAVES JAY CUTLER WITH SOME HELP - Oct. 7
    Season 8, Week 5 - MORE EVIDENCE AGAINST TOM BRADY - Oct. 14
    Season 8, Week 6 - INSIDE EMMITT'S MEETING WITH KIM JONG-UN - Oct. 21
    Season 8, Week 7 - DIANNA MARIE RUSSINI�S PLAN TO STEAL NORTH KOREA�S NUCLEAR KEY - Oct. 28
    Season 8, Week 8 - ENTERING THE NORTH KOREA NUCLEAR FACILITY - Nov. 4
    Season 8, Week 9 - ESCAPING FROM JARED FOGLE'S DUNGEON - Nov. 11
    Season 8, Week 10 - KIM JONG-UN MAKES STARTLING ANNOUNCEMENT - Nov. 18
    Season 8, Week 11 - EMMITT AND HIS CREW MEET WITH MICHAEL SAM - Nov. 25
    Season 8, Week 12 - OLD NEMESIS ABDUCTS EMMITT AND FRIENDS - Dec. 2
    Season 8, Week 13 - EMMITT AND COMPANY INVADE JARED FOGLE'S MANOR - Dec. 9
    Season 8, Week 14 - KIM JONG-UN MAKES ULTIMATE THREAT AGAINST AMERICA - Dec. 16
    Season 8, Week 15 - THE STARTLING TRUTH ABOUT KIM JONG-UN - Dec. 23
    Season 8, Week 16 - ROGER GOODELL AND KIM JONG-UN - Dec. 30

    Season 9, Week 1 - EMMITT'S BUTTERFLIES - Sept. 13
    Season 9, Week 2 - EMMITT SEEKS HELP FOR NEW DANGER - Sept. 20
    Season 9, Week 3 - EMMITT IN HOT WATER AFTER INTERVIEW - Sept. 27
    Season 9, Week 4 - EMMITT SAVES OLD FRIEND FROM TROUBLE - Oct. 3
    Season 9, Week 5 - JOHNNY MANZIEL RECOUNTS EVENTS OF PAST FIVE MONTHS - Oct. 10
    Season 9, Week 6 - EMMITT INCITES RIOT - Oct. 17
    Season 9, Week 7 - COLLEGE STUDENTS AIM TO DEBACLE EMMITT AND FRIENDS - Oct. 24
    Season 9, Week 8 - THE GRAND MASTER PLAN OF THE LEAGUE OF FAILED GENERAL MANAGERS - Oct. 31
    Season 9, Week 9 - HOW A SHARK SAVED EMMITT'S LIFE - Nov. 7
    Season 9, Week 10 - EMMITT MEETS WITH DONALD TRUMP - Nov. 14
    Season 9, Week 11 - CAN EMMITT SURVIVE ATTACK FROM COLLEGE IDIOTS? - Nov. 21
    Season 9, Week 12 - EMMITT EXPOSES HILLARY CLINTON - Nov. 28
    Season 9, Week 13 - THE CONNECTION BETWEEN HILLARY CLINTON AND MATT MILLEN - Dec. 5
    Season 9, Week 14 - EMMITT SEEKS TO SAVE THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE - Dec. 12
    Season 9, Week 15 - INSIDE THE EVIL DIMENSION - Dec. 19
    Season 9, Week 16 - GOOD EMMITT VERSUS EVIL EMMITT - Dec. 26

    Season 10, Week 1 - A YEAR OF EVIL EMMITT - Sept. 12
    Season 10, Week 2 - EVIL EMMITT MEETS WITH ROGER GOODELL - Sept. 19
    Season 10, Week 3 - BROCK OSWEILER HOSTS ESPYS - Sept. 26
    Season 10, Week 4 - THE SINGLE RANGER SEEKS TO HELP EMMITT - Oct. 2
    Season 10, Week 5 - EVIL EMMITT AND EZEKIEL ELLIOTT JOIN FORCES WITH DANTE FOWLER - Oct. 9
    Season 10, Week 6 - EMMITT SEEKS OUT ELI MANNING IN MISTISSIPPI - Oct. 16
    Season 10, Week 7 - EMMITT REQUESTS THE RICE OF PASSAGE - Oct. 23
    Season 10, Week 8 - EMMITT ENTERS THE DRAGONLORD'S CASTLE - Oct. 30
    Season 10, Week 9 - EMMITT MEETS DRAGONLORD ROSIE O'DONNELL - Nov. 6
    Season 10, Week 10 - OBTAINING BRETT FAVRE'S GOOSE EGG - Nov. 13









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