Disclaimer: These are not real interviews. They are purely satire. They were featured weekly in my NFL Power Rankings.
what was up with Mike Martz's strange infatuation with Just Turnovers O'Sullivan? When Martz said he'd do an interview with me, I just had to sit down with him to find out what the deal was.
ME: Hey, Mike. Thanks for joining me.
MARTZ: "Thanks! It is like super awesome to be here!"
ME: Ohhh...kay... So Mike, what happened to J.T. O'Sullivan against the Patriots? Three interceptions? A completion percentage of 48.3? A YPA of 4.5? Didn't you say J.T. was the best quarterback you've ever coached?
MARTZ: "OMG! It is like so unfair! The Patriots defense played way way too hard and made J.T. put up only 130 yards. That is like so gay!"
ME: Gay? Hey, your words; not mine.
MARTZ: "I am super serial! If the Patriots weren't such meanies, J.T. could have thrown for like 600 yards!"
ME: Yeah, but you lost... Don't you care if your team wins or not?
MARTZ: "No way, Jose! OMG J.T. is my super awesome quarterback No. 1!"
So Big Ben, who has struggled all year on the road despite the competition and is banged up, is just going to magically find his groove and torch us? Anything's possible, but using the Seahawks game, which was ages ago and came shortly after we had to adjust after the Jamie Collins trade, is pretty dumb on your part.
USED DRAFT-TEK , WALTERS, DRAFT-SITE rankings as a general guide. Been trying to catch as many college games as possible. HUGE Game for Clemson over Alabama raising the stock of several players.
SR bowl,Combine, & Pro-days will be fun to watch.