Disclaimer: These are not real interviews. They are purely satire. They were featured weekly in my NFL Power Rankings.
what was up with Mike Martz's strange infatuation with Just Turnovers O'Sullivan? When Martz said he'd do an interview with me, I just had to sit down with him to find out what the deal was.
ME: Hey, Mike. Thanks for joining me.
MARTZ: "Thanks! It is like super awesome to be here!"
ME: Ohhh...kay... So Mike, what happened to J.T. O'Sullivan against the Patriots? Three interceptions? A completion percentage of 48.3? A YPA of 4.5? Didn't you say J.T. was the best quarterback you've ever coached?
MARTZ: "OMG! It is like so unfair! The Patriots defense played way way too hard and made J.T. put up only 130 yards. That is like so gay!"
ME: Gay? Hey, your words; not mine.
MARTZ: "I am super serial! If the Patriots weren't such meanies, J.T. could have thrown for like 600 yards!"
ME: Yeah, but you lost... Don't you care if your team wins or not?
MARTZ: "No way, Jose! OMG J.T. is my super awesome quarterback No. 1!"
@jusJoe Cam Robinson falling would solve the LG problem and give Washington a Dallas-like Oline, I'd be very interested in Cam if he's there. Foster would be ideal but he's unlikely to get to 8 much less 17.