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2010 NFL Power Rankings: Playoffs
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Green Bay Packers (13-6) - Previously: #1 - Now that the Packers have finally proven that they're better than the Bears, maybe I'll stop getting e-mails and comment board posts from crazed Chicago Bears fans that look like, "OMGZ LIEK YOUR GUNNA LOOK SOOO STUPID WEHN TEH BEARS BEAT TEH PACKRZ AND GO TO THE SUPRE BOWEL!!! BEAR DOWNNNN!!!!"
I lost two units on Chicago +3.5, but reading the changes to Mike Martz's Wikipedia page was almost worth it. Here are two of the best ones I found:
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Pittsburgh Steelers (14-4) - Previously: #3 - I'll never understand how the Steelers led 24-0 at one point. They hadn't dominated a playoff team like that all year.
I wasn't the only one who was frustrated about this. Forum member RoflDogs posted something he found in his Facebook news feed:
IF THEY SHOW ONE MORE UGLY STEELERS FAN WAVING THOSE ANNOYING TOWELS I WILL THROW MY TV DOWN THE STAIRS! THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THEY R HAVING SEIZURES OR ARE MENTALLY ILL!
I guess we shouldn't show that person this picture (thanks to Paddy Patriot for this):
No word yet if this Steelers fan survived the seizure. If I hear any news, you'll be the first to know.
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New York Jets (13-6) - Previously: #5 - I've lost a combined 12.1 units in the past two weeks on teams that lost the spread by one point each. FML.
I'm frustrated, so let's go to Notes from NFL.com GameCenter - a list of a few stupid comments I read on NFL.com's GameCenter and my thoughts on them:
1. "aron rodgers is overated with the packers rodgers has 1 playoff win but packer fans think thell be in the superbowl pftt lol there not evenin the playoff picture"
This fail of a sentence was composed back in Week 14, and I've been saving it for this occasion. Could this be the worst sentence ever written in the history of the English language? There are spelling, grammatical and factual errors. I'd say Emmitt wrote this, but I don't see the word "debacled" anywhere.
2. "is there any chance dat da 'skins could get tom brady??? maybe give all their picks like dey did b4...."
Yeah, I'm sure this is Bill Belichick's grand-master plan. I bet he's sitting in his office thinking: "Tom Brady is dating way too many supermodels. Maybe I can trade him to the Redskins for all of their picks even though they don't have a third- or a fourth-rounder. With the No. 10 pick I'll be able to take Cam Newton! Yay!"
3. "idk u guys just out played us but that game on monday was for soul posession of the AFC East "
Wow, the stakes in the NFL just got a lot higher. Now teams are playing for soul possession.
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Chicago Bears (12-6) - Previously: #4 - I've never ranked the Bears very high because I didn't trust Jay Cutler and Mike Martz.
Martz screwed up on the final drive, and we all now know how much of a pansy Cutler is. The question though is what Cutler and Brian Urlacher talked about on the sidelines when Urlacher yelled at his quarterback. So, I invited both over for an interview:
ME: Brian, Jay, I want to thank you for sitting down with me after such a tough loss.
URLACHER: "Well, you're paying me to sit down with this f***ing p***y, right!?"
CUTLER: "Ehhh don't call me that, Brian!!!"
ME: Umm... I'm not paying you, Brian.
URLACHER: "What!? You're telling me I could be on a tropical beach somewhere, but I'm talking to you and this a**hole instead?"
ME: Yeah, sorry I didn't make that clearer.
URLACHER: "Whatever. I want to talk s*** about this douche bag in front of his face anyway."
CUTLER: "But Brian!!! I had sand in my vagina and I couldn't play!!!"
ME: Wait, what? Vagina?
CUTLER: "I have a vagina and sometimes when sand gets inside it really agitates me wahhhh!!!"
URLACHER: "See what I have to work with, Walt?"
ME: Yeah, I do. Hey, Caleb Hanie, what are you doing here?
HANIE: "Guys, I am awesome. Wait, hold on, Mike Martz is telling me that before I can answer any questions, I have to run around in a circle 20 times and do 50 jumping jacks."
CUTLER: "Caleb, I want to give you some advice. When in doubt, throw it as hard as you can downfield. You don't have a John Elway arm like I do, but you should be OK just as long as you don't get sand in your no-no special place. To prevent this, I recommend using..."
ME: Whoa there. TMI. Brian, I feel sorry for you. You're now excused to go to the beach.
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ron jeremys chalice of doom.
10-13-2011
03:05 am
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Ugh. another week another bad ranking of the Redskins. The Cowboys went up 4 spots and they didn't even have to do anything. You do know that this is the only power ranking that has the Redskins behind 12th? And you have them at 18
Howie
10-12-2011
02:01 pm
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I pretty much completely disagree with everyone after Green Bay:
http://covertwofootball.blogspot.com/2011/10/week-6-nfl-power-rankings.html
luke
10-11-2011
11:11 pm
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How are the 9ers only going to be two spots ahead of the bucks after that beat down!
Cortez Kennedy
10-11-2011
09:13 pm
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Seahawks are about where they belong in the power rankings. I noticed you don't have much to say about them, probably because you haven't seen much of them... much like most of the media and most NFL fans.
They play well at home (very surprised they beat a good Giants team on the road,) they get contributions from all over the roster and their schedule is not too bad. As I said, they are about where they belong in terms of power rankings. I have been surprised with how high you have them drafting in your mock drafts. With their weak division, schedule, and good play at home, they will win 5 games. I wish they had a shot for Luck, but I never figured they would even have a shot of drafting in the top 3, let alone 1st overall.
Ughh
10-11-2011
05:08 pm
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Really making me mad now... All five weeks the cowboys have been from 11 to 22 in your placing
i really want to see your analysis on them
david
10-11-2011
03:35 pm
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The Matt Millen joke stopped being funny 200 times ago. Same with the Kevin Reily "philly homer" routine. Oh my lord Walter get some new material.
Nucky
10-11-2011
12:59 pm
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49ers at 13? Every legit sports site has the Niners in the top 10. Two road wins followed up by a complete domination of a contender. Your obvious bias is hurting your credibility. But that's ok. I'm a fan and I can't believe how well they are playing. We will fly under the radar as long as we can.
BB
10-11-2011
12:53 pm
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How do you have a team at 3-1 and first place in their division (Washington) behind the other 3 teams one of which they beat, Philly who has lost 4 straight and Dallas who very easily should be 0-4. Also have them behind a Tampa Bay team that just got beat 48-3 and almost lost to the winless Colts last week, and Tennessee who gave up 38 pts to a team with a hurt QB and missing their #1 running back and best pass rusher. I seriously wonder what you base your rankings on.
@rich
10-11-2011
12:39 pm
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what are you trapped in the 90's haha
Kyle
10-11-2011
12:05 pm
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No the Jaguars should not bench Gabbert...I mean really? The Jags can not turn back now that they have started him. Plus he has been improving in every single game so far. All you do is hate on Gabbert in all your write ups. The Jaguars might suck as a team this year but Gabbert is actually improving. Dalton has A.J. Green, Cam Newton has Steve Smith, Gabbert has no one...give the kid some credit for trying to make magic happen when he has a shaky OL and dismal WR group.
TKN
10-11-2011
11:33 am
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Woooooooo! Andrew Luck to Miami !!!
Rich
10-11-2011
11:27 am
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Bwahahahahaha! Your comment about Matt Millen and keilbasa/USDA man is so funny I just spit my soy milk across the kitchen table!
NOT.
Nathan G
10-11-2011
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Cincinnati should be getting a little more respect than 22.
Huh?
10-11-2011
10:40 am
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How did the Cowboys move up 4 spots in a bye week?
WTF
10-11-2011
10:24 am
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LMFAO @ Carolina being #21!!!! Eagles being at 17!! LMAO all ahead of the Bengals which are clearly better. Walt, why are you so biased against the Bengals! Bengals should clearly have moved up to at least 17 on your rankings. Quit hating
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Run Defenses, Pass Defense, Pass Protection:
Something new this year - I'm keeping track of precise run defense, pass defense and pass protection rankings in Excel. The benefit to this is that it'll be broken down by week. Here are the download links:
2010 NFL Defensive Rankings Spreadsheet (2007 Excel)
2010 NFL Defensive Rankings Spreadsheet - (1999-2003 Excel)
2010 NFL Playoff Leaders: Passing Yards
2010 NFL Playoff Leaders: Rushing Yards
2010 NFL Playoff Leaders: Receiving Yards
2010 NFL Playoff Leaders: Sacks
2010 NFL Playoff Leaders: Interceptions
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