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This is a compilation of my trolling attempts on NFL.com that I’ve posted on my NFL Picks and NFL Power Rankings pages. Follow me on Twitter @walterfootball for contest updates.
I used to love making fun of GameCenter comments. The people on there were such idiots. There were even perverts like Aaron3619, who always asked chicks for their pictures so that he could carry them around. I actually met my ex-girlfriend, Awesome Girl Who Loves Football, this way. We exchanged e-mails about Aaron3619 and then hit it off, ultimately meeting in July 2012.
I planned to mess with Aaron3619 as a fake user named TexasGirl1234, but NFL.com shut down its GameCenter and implemented Facebook comments instead. This enraged me, so get revenge, I made a fake Facebook account named Mario Migelini to troll people. Other readers followed suit and made fake accounts of their own.
I added a second fake account this year – Vivian Williamson. This was based off of Miss Vivian, a security guard at the Philadelphia International Airport, whom I’ve written about in Jerks of the Week (click the link to read about her).
Unfortunately, Vivian Williamson was banned! Douche bags with too much sand in their vag marked her as spam, so she’s gone. But no worries – because I can create infinite troll accounts! Muhahahaha!!!
It’s time for Kevin Reilly, the massive Eagles’ homer I make fun of on my NFL Picks pages every week.
Week 13 Trolling:
There was no Eagles’ game last week, so I had Kevin Reilly post in the Cowboys-Giants thread. Discussing two teams he hates, Reilly had to take it to another level:
I’m kind of upset that people remarked on my homerism rather than insanity. Then again, maybe they mean the same thing.
Here’s some more weirdness:
Don’t hate, Jacob. Just because a 60-year-old man’s mom changes his bed sheets and cleans his room doesn’t mean you should be jealous.
Time for more Eagles’ talk:
Is it a coincidence that No. 88 was the choice in which Nick Foles was selected, or did the football gods want me to troll NFL.com?
One more Reilly bit:
Hey, if Kevin wants to talk trash to little girls, he’ll talk trash to little girls! No one stands in the way of the Eagles!
Here’s another troller:
I love how that one mistake is the only thing that Randy brought up.
Week 12 Trolling:
I try each week to make Kevin sound creepier and creepier. It’s time to stress how much of an impact his mom has on his life:
Hey, don’t hate. We should all be so lucky to have our moms still cleaning our rooms at the age of 62.
Perhaps I shouldn’t have bet against the Eagles knowing that I reverse-jinxed them in a weird way:
The irony of calling Kevin an idiot for this!
Here’s some more creepiness:
I wonder how Kevin lets his mom clean his room without changing the sheets. That has to be an interesting conversation.
Apparently, someone has caught up to how creepy Kevin is:
The funny thing is that my picture of Kevin is a mug shot of someone I found on the Internet. I think he was a con artist instead of a child rapist, but still hilarious regardless.
Meanwhile, one of the newer troll accounts was up to no good on the Detroit-Pittsburgh page:
Kind of ironic that you’d say people from Pittsburgh don’t have a high school education when you don’t realize that “high school” is not one word.
Oh, and I’ve been asked to post more Mario Migelini stuff. I can’t show you anything on GameCenter because it automatically deletes his posts, but I found Russell Wilson (or a fake account) on Facebook, so I decided to send him an e-mail:
I highly doubt this is Wilson, but I’m hoping it is. I’d love for him to see what sort of following he has garnered.
Week 11 Trolling:
I’ve made Kevin Reilly seem like the obsessed Eagles’ fan he really is. Let’s make him look like a complete loser now:
What’s wrong with your mom still cleaning your room for you? If you can get her to do it, good for you!
And now, let’s go with the obsessed fan plus weird score plus something factually incorrect:
Seneca Wallace sucks, so why are people so upset that I made him out to be Seneca Williams? I feel like Seneca Wallace would be better if he changed his name to Seneca Williams. Oh, and thanks for being my knight in shining armor, Rusty.
Let’s take it to another level…
Jeez… is having bed sheets of your favorite team creepy enough to sound like a dirty rapist/serial killer? If so… umm… I have to change my sheets…
More Seneca Williams!
Don’t you worry, Nathan. Kevin has those tissues ready to go each Sunday!
Week 10 Trolling:
You know how Al Davis used to always cry conspiracy? Well, Kevin Reilly does the same thing – in a matchup against Davis’ old team!
Kevin Reilly is an effective troll because everyone takes him seriously. I loved using Mario Migelini – and I still try to – but whenever I make a post, NFL.com instantly deletes it. I’ll have to make a new Mario Migelini account on Facebook eventually so the legend can live on.
Anyway, it’s time for some QBDK love.
Seriously, a grown man having a poster of QBDK above his bed is a normal thing, right? I’m going to have some fun with this in the upcoming weeks.
QBDK won’t be the only player who has a big game in Oakland…
Calling a passionate old man drunk is not very nice.
Meanwhile, someone took the time to make their own post about me:
I’m glad Kevin Reilly is getting to be very popular on the Eagles’ board.
Oh, and I was asked to bring back Mario Migelini. The problem is that those posts keep getting deleted. No one responded to this because they didn’t see it:
Such a shame. I’ll have to make a new Mario Migelini Facebook account.
Week 9 Trolling:
Let’s give people a taste of how infatuated Kevin Reilly is with the Eagles:
Not one, not two, not three, not four, but five QB Dog Killer bobble head dolls! That’s quite the collection!
Here’s more Reilly optimism:
Not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, not seven, but eight Pro Bowlers on the Eagles’ defense!
Oh, and to go along with these Pro Bowlers will be nine consecutive victories and a Super Bowl:
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Here’s a new troll account someone created:
Look at all of those people angry about the spelling! You’d think they’d realize this is a fake account because of the Shaun Alexander picture and name.
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Sept. 2013 | Oct. 2013 | Nov. 2013 | Dec. 2013 | Playoffs
Sept. 2012 | Oct. 2012 | Nov. 2012 | Dec. 2012 | Jan. 2013
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