Jerks of the Week – May 10, 2010



Jerks of the Week for May 10, 2010

Lost Theory: The Man In Black and Aaron Are the Same Person

About two months ago, I suggested that the Man In Black and Aaron are the same person. That was just a crackpot theory I came up with, and aside from several points, I didn’t have strong support for it. However, after watching last week’s episode, The Candidate, I’m about 85-percent convinced that Aaron will grow up to become the Man In Black.


How is this Possible?

When I discuss this hypothesis with other fans of the show, I’m frequently asked, “How will Aaron become the Man In Black if he’s only kid right now, and Man In Black has existed for hundreds, if not thousands of years?”

Before we get into why I think they’re the same person, let’s explore how this theory could come to fruition:

Claire is insane. I think we can all agree on that (if not, you didn’t see her precious animal carcass). If Claire ever manages to get off the island, she will raise Aaron. Thus, Aaron will have a crazy mother and will probably have a disturbed childhood. He’ll grow up wondering why his mom is nuts. He’ll eventually learn that Claire lost her mind on some island in the Pacific Ocean. He’ll spend his entire life trying to find this island, and he’ll eventually locate it.

Once there, he’ll need to go back in time to prevent his mom from losing it. So, he’ll attempt to move the island through space time, as occurred in Season 5. Unfortunately, he’ll go back too far in time – and he’ll be the only person on the island except for Jacob. Sensing that Aaron is disturbed/evil, Jacob will prevent Aaron from leaving the island and thus doing harm to everyone in the wake of his rage.

Being a fair man and a believer in humanity, Jacob will give Aaron the opportunity to leave the island if he can win a bet, or a game (Jacob and Man In Black are seen playing backgammon in a preview for The Candidate.)

The rules are: 1) If neither Jacob nor his candidates are there to guard the island, Aaron can leave. 2) Aaron may not harm Jacob or his candidates. 3) Aaron may kill the other people on the island and possess them after death. 4) If Jacob or his candidates can prove Aaron wrong about humanity being inherently evil (indirectly, of course), then Aaron will cease to exist (which was what the two were talking about in the opening scene of the Season 5 finale, which I discussed earlier.)

That’s a possible explanation for how Man In Black came to be. Maybe I’m completely off, but I think it’s a plausible avenue the writers could take for the upcoming Jacob- and Man In Black-centric episode.

Before I get into my reasons for believing that he and Aaron are the same person, I feel it’s important to discuss how Aaron/Man In Black acquired his special abilities (smoke monster form, possessing dead people).

It’s always possible that Jacob gave these powers to Aaron to make their real-life game of backgammon fair. But consider this alternative: We know of four people who were born on the island: Aaron, Miles, Ethan and Alex. Miles can talk to dead people. Ethan had super strength, as seen in Season 1. Alex was hot. What if Aaron also has an ability that we don’t know of yet – perhaps the power to turn into a giant pillar of black smoke? Sounds crazy, but so is talking to the deceased.


1. Beginning at the Beginning: Richard Malkin

For those of you who don’t remember all the way back to Season 1, Richard Malkin was a psychic who told Claire that it was crucial for her to raise Aaron herself, and that her goodness must be an influence on the child’s development. He was pretty adamant about this, and it makes you wonder if he knew that Claire’s insanity would lead Aaron to become evil. Had Claire left the island with the Oceanic Six and continued to raise Aaron, she never would have gone insane.





2. Encounters with the Smoke Monster

When I became suspicious that Aaron and the Man In Black were the same person, I decided to research all of the encounters that Claire had with the Smoke Monster in Seasons 1-4. Surely if the Smoke Monster were Claire’s son, he wouldn’t scare, chase or attempt to kill her, right?

You want to know what I came up with after re-watching all of her encounters with Smokey? Here’s what: Nothing. Zilch. Nada.

In the first three seasons, Claire had never even seen the Smoke Monster. Not once. It never chased her. It never attacked her. It never debacled her. In fact, the first time she saw it was in Season 4 when Ben summoned it to attack Martin Keamy and his merry band of mercenaries.

Is it possible that the Man In Black is just a nice guy and avoided Claire because she was carrying a child? Umm… no – not unless the child was a younger version of himself.


3. In the Three Years the Oceanic Six Were Gone

When the Oceanic Six left the island, Claire was stuck with a tent, a bunch of guns, no shampoo, and an animal carcass she would learn to cherish. But who took care of her while everyone else was either away or flashing through time? The Man In Black.

Why would the Man In Black spend three years watching over of Claire? What’s the point of that? Why not abandon her or kill her? He had no problem murdering Captain Seth Norris, Mr. Eko, the French people and hundreds of others. What was the purpose of keeping Claire alive and well?


4. Season 6, Pre-Candidate

Even with all of Jacob’s candidates in his company, the Man In Black has spent time consoling Claire and telling her his plans. He told her that he only needed Kate to recruit Jack, and revealed that he planned to allow Claire to dispose of Kate once they were aboard the Ajira plane.

Now, it’s possible that the Man In Black was just lying to Claire like he was with everyone else, but I don’t see the point of that. Claire’s not a candidate. Why would he need her to get off the island? Why would he need to convince her to come with him?

The only instance that the Man In Black was aggressive toward Claire was in the episode Recon, when he slapped her. This was when she inexplicably attacked Kate. Perhaps the Man In Black did this out of frustration. Considering the possibility that he has been lamenting his mother’s insanity for hundreds or thousands of years, it’s a miracle that all he did was slap Claire after finally witnessing an action he was all too familiar with from his childhood.

A bit later in that episode, the Man In Black admitted to Kate that his mother was insane. Was he so annoyed with his upbringing that he just had to vent to someone?


5. The Candidate

I thought the second half of The Candidate was very revealing. When Claire apologized to the Man In Black for leaving him, he wasn’t angry. He simply smiled, put his arm around her, and said, “I know why you did it.” The Man In Black knew she wanted to leave the island by any means necessary to be with Aaron – or perhaps the younger version of himself.

Later, when Sawyer locked the Man in Black and Claire out of the sub, Claire ran toward the edge of the dock, and began crying and shouting. The Man In Black quickly ran toward her, held her back and said, “You don’t want to be on that sub.”

Again, why is he doing this? Why would he care about Claire’s well being if she wasn’t important to him? Why not just let her get blown up on the sub? And why not just kill her even after the sub departed?


6. The Name

The Man In Black currently has no known name. The writers have purposely avoided revealing this. Are they messing with our heads? Does the Man In Black even have a name? Or is it so significant that the writers haven’t been able to tell us yet?

If you don’t think the Man In Black’s name is important, here’s a quote from Titus Welliver, the actor who plays the 19th-century version of the Man In Black:

“They don’t want to give anything away. I know that this character has a name and I know the importance of it; that’s all that I know. I think they deliberately withheld that.”

If the Man In Black’s name has a significance to the show, what is it? In all likelihood, it’s one of the remaining characters. Jack doesn’t have a crazy mother. Neither does Hurley or Sawyer. Ben never knew his mom. Miles’ mom was sane. As was Walt’s.

Who does that leave? Desmond, Richard Alpert and Aaron. I don’t think it’s Richard, and if it is Desmond, why would the Man In Black order Sayid to kill a past iteration of himself? Makes no sense.

Conversely, the Man In Black would never touch Aaron if they were the same person. If he would have killed himself as a baby, then he would just cease to exist. Kind of gives him an excuse not to attack or chase Aaron and Claire, doesn’t it?




Other Lost Tidbits

  • This upcoming episode, Across the Sea is the one we’ve all been waiting for. The back story focuses on Jacob and the Man In Black, so I’ll guess we’ll find out this Tuesday if I’m a Lost genius or a Lost dumba**.

  • Across the Sea is the show’s antepenultimate episode (that’s third-to-last for those of you who don’t like to use fancy shmancy words.) The season finale, which will air next Sunday night, was extended from two hours to two-and-a-half hours. As Jack on the Lost Podcast joked, “That’s 10 minutes of actual show and 20 minutes of commercials.” Hey, someone needs to pay Matthew Fox’s $250,000-per-episode contract.

    By the way, if you haven’t checked Jay and Jack’s Lost Podcast, I highly recommend it. With three episodes left, you might as well start listening. It’s a great complement to Lost.

  • As for Lost‘s superantepenultimate (OK, not a real word) episode, The Candidate, the four people who survived the sub – Jack, Kate, Sawyer and Hurley – were the four people on Ben’s list from the end of Season 2. Coincidence? Probably, but on Lost, you never know.

  • I have to say that Jin and Sun are the worst parents ever. I know that Jin promised Sun that he’d never leave her again, but dude, you have a freaking daughter. Now that you and your wife are dead, she is going to be raised by the tyrannical Mr. Paik. When she’s 8, she’ll break a glass ballerina and blame it on the maid. The freaking maid!

    As for Sun, I understand that she was distraught over losing her husband, but I don’t understand how she could abandon her daughter to go traipsing back to the island in search for Jin. If you think about it, if Sun never went back to the island, Jin wouldn’t have died with her on the sub. So, Sun essentially murdered her husband and orphaned her daughter. Great going, worst mom and wife of all time.



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    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 10, 2012: Jerks at Injured Reserve and Man Eaters' Wedding
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 3, 2012: Facebook, Taco Bell People, CVS Patrons
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 26, 2012: Jerks of My Neighborhood
    Jerk of the Year - Nov. 19, 2012: It's Thanksgiving by Nicole Westbrook
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 12, 2012: Blonde Kid, Gay Tea Time James, Lisa Turtle, Howard Eskin
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 5, 2012: Hurricane Sandy
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 29, 2012: Jerks with Awesome Girl Who Loves Football Part II
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 22, 2012: Jerks with Awesome Girl Who Loves Football
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 15, 2012: Jeans, Clothes Shopping, And1 Shorts
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 8, 2012: Samsung Galaxy S III, Random Phone Pictures
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 1, 2012: Ten Awesome Laws That Must Be Created
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 24, 2012: Visa Credit Card, LaQuisha, The Replacementender
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 17, 2012: Mosquitoes, Vanilla Extract, Klondike Man
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 10, 2012: Cakes & Art, The Drowned Man, The Matchmaking Process
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 3, 2012: Jerks of the Drunken Weekend
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 27, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part IV
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 20, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part III
    Jerk of the Year - Aug. 13, 2012: The Olympics
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 6, 2012: Jerks of the Vacation
    Jerks of the Week - July 30, 2012: Jerks of the Flight - Live Retro Blog
    Jerks of the Week - July 23, 2012: Jerks of the Bar
    Jerks of the Week - July 16, 2012: Drunkest Guy Ever
    Jerks of the Week - July 9, 2012: Jerks of Toscana
    Jerks of the Week - July 2, 2012: Eggs, The Puker and the Scowler, Deck People
    Jerks of the Week - June 25, 2012: Jerks at Prometheus
    Jerks of the Week - June 18, 2012: The Eight Grievances of June 8
    Jerks of the Week - June 11, 2012: The Four Fat Ladies
    Jerks of the Week - May 28, 2012: Jerks of the Six Graduation Parties
    Jerks of the Week - May 21, 2012: Jerks of St. Stalin's Day
    Jerks of the Week - May 14, 2012: The Adventures of My Beard
    Jerks of the Week - May 7, 2012: Internet Idiots (Woody Paige)
    Jerks of the Week - April 30, 2012: Jerks of Wawa
    Jerks of the Week - April 23, 2012: Old Hag Waitress, Me, Hunger Games Evening
    Jerks of the Week - April 16, 2012: Gay Guy Who Wanted to Have Sex with Me
    Jerks of the Week - April 9, 2012: Men at the New Pool, Old Ladies at the New Pool, Freezing Pool
    Jerks of the Week - April 2, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part II
    Jerks of the Week - March 26, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part I
    Jerks of the Week - March 19, 2012: Jerks of St. Patrick's Day
    Jerks of the Week - March 12, 2012: Shoe Bench Man, Bear's Lover, Tanning Tax Man
    Jerks of the Week - March 5, 2012: The Wednesday from Hell
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 27, 2012: Shingles Shenanigan Shemale, Jeremy Lin's Brother, Tango Stalker
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 20, 2012: Valentine's Day Jewelry Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 13, 2012: High Wawa Man, Turkey Veggie Ranch Hoagie, Salad Dressing Aisle
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 6, 2012: Naughty Teacher, Local Hospital, X-Ray Technician
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 30, 2012: Homeless Carriage Woman, Cookie Thieves, Jerks Around the Bush
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 23, 2012: Tango, Mia, Hollywood
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 16, 2012: Hot Tub Etiquette
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 9, 2012: Russian Cleavage Pharmacist, Horny Teens, Soap Scuz Man
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 2, 2012: Jerks of Parx Casino
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 26, 2011: Christmas Jerks of the Mall
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 19, 2011: Jerks of the Bar (Maggio's)
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 12, 2011: Lexus December to Remember Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 5, 2011: Moses Man, Senile Man, Saladworks
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 28, 2011: Jerks of the Bowling Alley, Missing Tooth Man, Indian Restaurant
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 21, 2011: Jerks of the Wedding
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 14, 2011: Jerks of the Halloween Party, Penn State Football Scandal
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 7, 2011: Jerks of the New Gym Pool, Thirty Dollar Man, Man from the Future
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 31, 2011: Barbeque Boy, Vegetable Indian, The Hammer's Mom
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 24, 2011: Jerks of Megatron's Mistress Weekend
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 17, 2011: The Sociopath, No Space Man, Three Old Men
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 10, 2011: Drunkest Woman Ever, Russian Rapist, Half-Norwegian, Half-Korean Bisexual Heritage Month
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 3, 2011: Jerks of the Mall, Lifeguards, Spanish Heritage Month
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 26, 2011: Rite-Aid, CVS, Blind Hick
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 19, 2011: Curly Mustache Lady, Owl Girl, Coffee Queen
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 12, 2011: Whiskey Tango, Racist KKK Bikers, Drunkest Woman Ever
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 5, 2011: Watermelon Woman and Meatball Man, Hurricane Irene, Toure
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 29, 2011: Bubble Bobble, The Black Belt of 2020, Smelly Swim Coach
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 22, 2011: Farim, Josseline, Facebook Morons
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 15, 2011: Birthday Jerks
    Jerks of the Jersey Shore - Aug. 8, 2011: Jerks of the Hotel and Restaurants
    Jerks of the Jersey Shore - Aug. 1, 2011: Jerks of the Pool
    Jerks of the Jersey Shore - July 25, 2011: Jerks of the Boardwalk
    Jerks of the Jersey Shore - July 18, 2011: Jerks of the Beach
    Jerks of the Week - July 11, 2011: Casey Anthony, Saturday at the Pool, The Spelling Bee
    Jerks of the Week - July 4, 2011: Worst Movie Ever, Fixing Worst Movie Ever, Comcast
    Jerks of the Week - June 27, 2011: Jerks at Dennis' Party, Jerks at Polina's Party, Always Late Man
    Jerks of the Week - June 20, 2011: Sea Captain and Land Blubber, Comcast, E-Trade
    Jerks of the Week - June 13, 2011: Jamie's Party
    Jerks of the Week - June 6, 2011: My Gym, Pool Revolution, Shoe Bench Man
    Jerks of the Week - May 30, 2011: Me, Josh, Ping Pong Pupil
    Jerks of the Week - May 23, 2011: Rapture, Spaghetti, Slav's Swim Buddies
    Jerks of the Week Special - May 23, 2011: Russian Conspiracy
    Jerks of the Week - May 16, 2011: Conspiracy Theorists, Crosswalkers, Russian Mechanics
    Jerk of the Year - May 9, 2011: Rashard Mendenhall
    Jerks of the Week - May 2, 2011: Bottom Dollar Food, Checkup, Osama bin Laden
    Jerks of the Week - April 25, 2011: Nerd No. 2, Baseball Robot, People Offended by Slurs, Angry Black Man Update
    Jerks of the Week - April 18, 2011: Ces' Party, Angry Black Man, Another Angry Black Man
    Jerks of the Week - April 11, 2011: Nerd Kids, Russian Yoda, Lilliput
    Jerks of the Week - April 4, 2011: Twitter Idiots
    Jerks of the Week - March 28, 2011: Hewlett-Packard, Rebecca Black, Crazy Horse Girl
    Jerks of the Week - March 21, 2011: Guess What Kid, Dreams and the Fat Black Man, Dr. Susan Albers
    Jerks of the Week - March 14, 2011: Las Margaritas Host, Movie Theater Soda, Inept Comcast Worker
    Jerks of the Week - March 7, 2011: White Afro Lady, ABC, BYU
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 28, 2011: Friday Night Out, Saturday at the Gym, Sunday at the Gym
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 21, 2011: Farim, Jessica M. and another Facebook Moron, "Racist" Super Bowl Commercial
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 14, 2011: Valentine's Day and Kay Jewelers Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 7, 2011: Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Farim
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 31, 2011: Jerks at the Mall, State of the Union Address, My Night in the Dark
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 24, 2011: George Washington Lady, Humpty and Dumpty, Angry Hockey Man
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 17, 2011: Arizona Shooter, GameCenter People, Off the Map
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 10, 2011: Penn State Prohibition, Graham Cocker Spanier, Drunken Quotes
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 3, 2011: Hate Mailers, Astoria, Us at Astoria
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 27, 2010: Christmas Lexus Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 20, 2010: The Twelve Jerks of Christmas
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 13, 2010: No Space Man, Fat Sports Bra Chick, 35th Anniversary
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 6, 2010: My 10-Year High School Reunion
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 29, 2010: QB Dog Killer Supporters, Canned Laughter, Fancy Schmancy Downtown Places
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 22, 2010: Sucky Subway, Pill Lady, Change Nazi
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 15, 2010: Swipe Card Woman, Angry Hockey Man, Homeless Clown Woman
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 8, 2010: Political Ads, Candy Thieves, Russian Gypsy Neighbors
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 1, 2010: Donation Girl, Gay Nail Guy, Jerks with Awesome Kelly
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 25, 2010: No Space Man, Fat Crosswalk Lady, Facebook Snobs
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 18, 2010: Toasts, Lilliput, Wawa Pirate Man
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 11, 2010: Catina, Gus the Groundhog, Brett Favre's Wrangler Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 4, 2010: The Longest Game of Beer Pong Ever, Fantasy Football Gangsta, Alcohol Thieves
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 27, 2010: Rite Aid and CVS Jerks, QB Nacho E-mailer, Hyper Girl
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 20, 2010: Little Turds on the Road, Angry Street Crosser, Czechoslovakia March
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 13, 2010: BBall Mad Man, BBall DBag/AHole, Whiskey Tango Marriage
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 6, 2010: Buck-Toothed Kid and His Dad, Brad Childress Blowdryer Man, Not That There's Anything Wrong With That Man
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 30, 2010: My Bad Dude, Crappy Fantasy Traders, Larry Johnson
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 23, 2010: The Poop Master, Borat Hater, Pepsi Throwback Nightmare
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 16, 2010: Evil Vietnamese Children, Russian Yoda, Fat Ladies in the Pool
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 9, 2010: Emmitt Smith's Hall of Fame Induction Speech, Brett Favre, Shaving Cream Man
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 2, 2010: Comcast, Best Buy, Six Flags
    Jerks of the Week - July 26, 2010: Why the Phillies Stink This Year (Jayson Werth), B-Ball D-Bag, Swim Lesson Brats
    Jerks of the Week - July 19, 2010: NFLShop.com, Jesse Jackson, Paris
    Jerks of the Week - July 12, 2010: LeBron James, OfficeMax, The Best Football Player Ever
    Jerk of the Year - July 5, 2010: Twilight (Top 10 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks)
    Jerks of the Week - June 28, 2010: Geriatrics at the Gym, Carmen the Customer Service Rep, Samantha the Shift Manager
    Jerks of the Week - June 21, 2010: The Laziest Bum, The Laziest Agent, Josh
    Jerks of the Week - June 14, 2010: Communist Soccer - World Cup Preview, Overreaction to the Intoxicated Toddler, Quit Facebook Day
    Jerks of the Week - June 7, 2010: New Neighbors, ABC, The Near-Perfect Game Aftermath
    Jerks of the Week 1-Year Anniversary - May 31, 2010: Live Wedding Retro Blog
    Jerks of the Week - Special Edition: Lost Ending - How It Made Sense
    Jerks of the Week - May 24, 2010: Pepsi YouTube Man, Pepsi, No Space Man
    Jerks of the Week - Special Edition: Lost Finale
    Jerks of the Week - May 17, 2010: West Chester's Athletic Facilities and the Stuck-Up Couple, Crazy Bag Lady, Hot Super Cop, Other Random Graduation Jerks
    Jerks of the Week - May 10, 2010: Lost (Why Aaron is the Man In Black - Long Version)
    Jerks of the Week - May 3, 2010: Pete Carroll, Matt Millen and ESPN, Michael Silver, Todd McShay, No-Life Spammer
    Jerks of the Week - April 26, 2010: Pukemon, NBA Analysts, The Gym Milf's Two Kids
    Jerks of the Week - April 19, 2010: People Who Cry Racist, People Who Cry Stereotype
    Jerks of the Week - April 12, 2010: Music, The Wanderer, Lost Theory: The Flash Sideways
    Jerks of the Week - April 5, 2010: TV Shows, B-Ball D-Bag, Hot Ballet Teachers
    Jerks of the Week - March 29, 2010: Indian Dog Poop Woman, Two Things About the Health Care Bill, Lost Speculation: Man In Black
    Jerks of the Week - March 22, 2010: Russian Mustache Speedo Man, ESPN.com, Lost Theory: Aaron is the Man In Black
    Jerks of the Week - March 15, 2010: Comcast, Phillip and the Fat Flower Lady; Doug Gottlieb and Big Cookie; If I Were President...
    Jerks of the Week - March 8, 2010: Women With No Personality, Women Who Don't Sexually Assault Men, Bad Shower Etiquette
    Jerks of the Week - March 1, 2010: Ice Skating, Two Fat Black Guys, Jacob (Lost)
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 22, 2010: Snow and Fat Kids, City of Philadelphia, Tiger Woods Sympathizers
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 15, 2010: Winter Olympics, Valentine's Day, More Jewelry Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 8, 2010: VBulletin, Hackers, Heroes
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 1, 2010: Lost (with a Lost Season 6 Preview)
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 25, 2010: PA Wine and Spirits, Punt, Pass and Kick Winners, NFL Play 60 Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 18, 2010: Cocoa Puffs, Lane Kiffin, Wade Phillips/Nate Kaeding/Me
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 11, 2010: Jewelry Commercials, Specific Jewelry Commercials, Chris Myers
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 4, 2010: Parx Casino, Buck Hotel Bar Patrons, State Liquor Laws and Mississippi
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 28, 2009: Corrine Brown, Strength of Schedule Man, Ed Block
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 21, 2009: Jerks at the Mall
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 14, 2009: University of Kansas, Congress Supporters, Communist Kids and Me
    Jerk of the Holidays - Dec. 7, 2009: Tiger Woods
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 30, 2009: Major League Soccer, Bipolar Driver, Goggles Man
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 23, 2009: Chinese Restaurants, Ces, Elena from India
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 16, 2009: Fat Russian Guy, Chefs, Stuck In Time Man
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 9, 2009: Me (Multi-Colored Face Girl), Downtown Philly, Random Jerks at the WalterFootball.com Halloween Party
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 2, 2009: Community, Urkel Kid, Leaf Man Cock Blocker
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 26, 2009: Oompa Loompa, TV Show DVDs, College Football
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 19, 2009: Having to See Babies, The Rush Limbaugh Controversy, Old Liar/Pervert
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 12, 2009: Restaurants, Gay Portuguese Waiter, Olive Garden
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 5, 2009: Plagiarizers, ESPN & NBC & Google, Philadelphia Cat Torturers
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 28, 2009: People Who Complain About Racism in Cartoons, My Friend and Me, Me
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 21, 2009: Jimmy Carter and Racism Accusers, Dumb Parents, Me (Misguided Discriminator)
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 14, 2009: Terrelle Pryor, PETA, Subway Patrons
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 7, 2009: Forum Spammers, Pretentious Italian Restaurants, Bertucci's Waitresses
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 31, 2009: My Gym, Fat Guys in My Fantasy Football Leauge, Philadelphia
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 24, 2009: I'm Not Your Friend Kid, Konami, Mexicans in West Chester
    Jerks of the Year - Aug. 17, 2009: The Philadelphia Eagles
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 10, 2009: Jolly Ranchers, Me (When Ranting About Jolly Ranchers), My Evil Neighbor's Evil Kids
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 3, 2009: ESPN, Brett Favre, NFL Network, Roger Goodell, New York District Attorney Robert Morgentheau
    Jerks of the Week - July 27, 2009: Party of Eight, Toxic Hell, Little Caesar
    Jerks of the Week - July 20, 2009: Erin Andrews' Voyeur, Allergies, Valley Club Protestors
    Jerks of the Week - July 13, 2009: Jacko's Ghost, Women Who Don't List Their Relationship Status on Facebook, My Evil Neighbor's Kid
    Jerks of the Week - July 6, 2009: Spammers, Old Pervent in Steam Room, Steve McNair's Killer(s)
    Jerks of the Week - June 29, 2009: Google Maps, GPS, Harper's Island Characters
    Jerks of the Week - June 22, 2009: Noisy Kids in My Neighborhood, The Philadelphia Public School System, Shannen Doherty
    Jerks of the Week - June 15, 2009: NBC's Hockey Coverage, NBA Referees and Robot Jackson, Arhymemaster
    Jerks of the Week - June 8, 2009: Mike Brown, David Stern, Indoor Soccer Guys
    Jerks of the Week - May 31, 2009: Confusing E-mail Guy, Barbeques, David Stein




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